Re: The Saints' Locker Room

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:20 pm

Alexis: Colin? Who is that in there with you?

She starts struggling with the door.

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:25 pm

JanitorPat: Colin....if I confess my love to Alexis....do you think she'd get you to sleep with me?

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:26 pm

Alexis: WHAT?

She tries to kick in the door.

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:29 pm

JanitorPat: Um....here let me get the door...

He opens the door....

JanitorPat: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALEXIS! GIGGETY GIGGETY....TELL COLIN TO SLEEP WITH ME!

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:32 pm

Blink... blink.

Alexis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:35 pm

JanitorPat: Doesn't that usually happen after orgasam with potatoes?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:36 pm

Colin pushes the janitor away, grabbing his sister and running

Colin:"Don't.Look.Back"

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:38 pm

Alexis: What the hell was that? I thought we were just here to reminisce.

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:41 pm

Colin:"Yeah and it became the hills have eyes or something. Where are we parked again?"

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:43 pm

The two get to Colin's car....where there is an army of JanitorPat Clones....sitting around it, humming this song.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fe1dzhY_ps

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:44 pm

Alexis grabs onto her brother.

Alexis: Colin, I'm scared!

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:45 pm

JanitorPat: We want you to come.....heh....with us....

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:50 pm

Colin's sphincter clenches

Colin:"Damn song..."

he starts the engine, revving the motor

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:53 pm

There are JanitorPat clones in the backseat humming as well....

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:54 pm

Alexis grabs the closest thing and starts hitting the clones with it.

Alexis: Get them out! Get them out!

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:56 pm

Clones: She's hitting us with the same resolve she wanted to keep Micah with! We are so blessed!

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:59 pm

Alexis leaps into the backseat and starts beating the shit out of the clones.

Alexis: That better? Huh?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:02 pm

Colin looks out the window and points frantically far away into the distance

Colin:"OHMYGAWD IT'S JIMI THORNE! EVERYBODY GO GET JIMI THORNE!!"

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:03 pm

Alexis realizes that she's jumped into a clone's lap....and the other clone started to hump her from behind....

Clones: Jimi Thorne? Meh. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle....YEAH!

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:05 pm

Alexis screams and scrambles to the front seat.

Alexis: What are these things?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:12 pm

Colin:"I could have sworn that would work...And I have no idea but...I'm starting to consider using this car as a battering ram..."

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:14 pm

Alexis: How would that help with the ones in here?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:17 pm

Colin:"Good point..."

he reaches back, swinging the back door open wide while flooring it and turning the wheel as hard to the side as he can. The first clone flies out..

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:21 pm

....and three more jump in....

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:23 pm

Alexis: It's not working....!

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