Re: Shawn Cortez and Frank Duffy Present...Breaking Kayfabe Part 1

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:30 pm

Micah: This...filth...these...people are following my father's psycotic teachings. I'm embarrassed that these people think I'm some sort of...

...eugh...I can't even say it.

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:33 pm

The elevator doors open and Ewan is standing there.

Ewan: Yeah yeah.... we get it St Clair you think you're your father's son.... not time for the whiny emo crap.... both of you get your asses to the room.

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:37 pm

Micah gives Ewan a narrow eyed look...

Micah: Class as always, so I've been told.

Micah takes Amanda's hand and walks in the elevator...

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:41 pm

Ewan: Hello Micah.... Nice to meet you. I'm the father of the girl you're attempting to boink. For some reason I'm going to help you stay away from the psychopathic followers of your father who would quite like to turn you into the AntiChrist..... classy enough for you?

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:45 pm

Micah smirks...

Micah: Delivery needs some polish, but it gets the point across. How do you know of this...thing with my father?

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:50 pm

Ewan: Recently a man tried to give you a big, happy hug while wearing a bomb vest correct? That same man tried to kill my wife on two separate occasions. This can only mean that The Age of the Fallen are back. Of course back then your Father was still at the helm.... but after his "accident" it only makes sense that they'd want you to fill his shoes.

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:56 pm

Micah: "accident"...Yeah.

He looks to Amanda...

Micah: And we were having such a great day together...

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:59 pm

Ewan: Don't beat yourself up Micah. I'd have slit the bastards throat too.

He exits the elevator into the Edwards' penthouse suite.

Amanda: There will be other days.

She rubs his back reassuringly. and they follow Ewan into the room.

Pockets Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:09 pm

About a half hour later the elevator doors open again, revealing Ashley, Alex and Alexis.

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:14 pm

Jillian has already sent out for catering and the dinner table in the hotel room is set with nourishments. Jillian enjoys a glass of red wine when everyone walks in the door...

Jillian: Is that everyone? Ewan are they all alright?

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:19 pm

Ewan: Well..... As alright as can be expected..... considering the nature of this.... gathering. Colin won't be joining us..... he's in jail.

Pockets Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:21 pm

Alexis looks at Ewan a little funny.

Alexis: How did you know that?

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:24 pm

Ewan looks at Alexis, deadpan.

Ewan: I am a genius of the highest magnitude!..... plus your dad texted me.

Pockets Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:28 pm

Alexis raises her eyebrows.

Alexis: No disrespect... but ha ha.

She grabs some food and looks around to see if there is any Vanilla Coke.

Alexis: So we're here, hiding out?

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:32 pm

Meanwhile, downstairs at Breaking Kayfabe, Shawn has really begun to lose his mind...

Shawn: taquitos....with spiked mushrooms. Makes you wonder what else is spiked...? The drinks, the other food...her pubic hair?...

...is it? ....no?... darn....call me anyway...

Hmm....this calls for an investigation, clue finding of the highest magnitude...either that or lots of random sex and useless comments...

...option two...

Pockets Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:34 pm

Moira gives Shawn a dirty look.

Moira: Wot the fok is wrong with you?

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:35 pm

Shawn: CLUE NUMBER ONE! The body of a fifth grade boy was found in the bar today...choking on the...

...dear god, Moira, I hope that's mayo on your lips...

Pockets Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:37 pm

Moira glares at Shawn and wipes her mouth.

Moira: Yes it was, actually. I've never seen you this bloody drunk.

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:40 pm

Shawn: IM NOD THUNK! I'M HIGH!...God, I haven't been this high since I met Bill Clinton...

Oh...phone is ringning...must be Ewan...

picks up imaninary phone...

Shawn: Hello, Breaking Kayfabe....were that actually happens........Ewan? Uh huh..................uh huh.............................uh huh.........................no, I don't have any panties on my head....................THE AGE OF THE FALLEN IS AFTER THE KIDS!...................Yeah?.............Awesome...............She's got a great rack.............I know she's your wife but take the damn compliment.....................uh huh.............head on a pike...............right...BYE!

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:43 pm

Ewan hangs up the phone.

Ewan: Yup.... Shawn's not going to be helpful...... but he did say you have a nice rack honey....

Pockets Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:43 pm

Moira glares at him.

Moira: That ain't funny, alroit. An' wot do you mean you're 'igh? I ain't ever known you to do anythin' loik that.

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:44 pm

Shawn: I don't! The evil snakemen poisoned my taquitos!

Pockets Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:46 pm

Moira groans and lays her head on her arms for a second. She looks back up and glares at Shawn again.

Moira: Wot the bloody 'ell are you talkin' about?

Cryonix Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:49 pm

Shawn: I...no...LIE! DAMNIT....here!

Shawn force feeds two taquitos to Moira...

Shawn: SEE? Now you're high too...which doesn't help...but it proves i'm not crazy...

Pockets Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:52 pm

Moira sputters and swears at Shawn, the more that gets stuffed in her mouth the more unintelligibly cockney it becomes. Then she starts laughing at him.

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