Re: Shawn Cortez and Frank Duffy Present...Breaking Kayfabe Part 1

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:15 am

Shawn: Well....um...

...no...but...hey...I did far worse, Duff. Skydiving sex, rock climbing sex, underwater scuba sex...

...basically a lot of sex...

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:17 am

Frank sighs

Amber:"I'm not a whore dad."
Frank:"Not according to you, or Raquel, or hell even me. But what about the rest of your family?"

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:22 am

Shawn: Does it matter? I mean...do you love her? I know she loves you...so why should it matter what the other memebers of your family think?

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:29 am

Frank:I...Well...No. It doesn't"

Amber:"Look, dad, I'm sorry I ran away. But I won't be sorry for the choices I made. For the things I've done and the people I've met."

Frank:"Was it a learning experience?"

Amber looks at Colin, smiling, and turning back to her father

Amber:"You have no idea."

Frank:"Heh...I see....so you and Colin?"

Colin gulps nervously

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:41 am

Shawn: Oh step up boy. Think Aces over eights.

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:45 am

Colin stares at Shawn, exasperated
Colin:"The Dead Man's Hand? Really?!...Really?!"

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:47 am

Shawn: Better than a parent's knife, right?

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:52 am

Frank:"I don't use knives..."

Colin:"I've seen what you use."

Amber:"Wait...you know my dad?"

Colin and Frank: "Ohh yeah"

Amber (looking at Shawn):"Can I get another drink?"

Raquel:"Its a small world after all..."

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:21 am

Shawn: More shots for everyone...

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:26 am

Everybody, save for Colin, takes a shot
Colin:"Got any grapefruit juice Shawn?"

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:41 am

Shawn: Of course, Colin...fresh too

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:46 am

Colin:"Spare no expense...um, yeah gimme a glass of that and oh hell I don't know. What's good on the menu?"

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:50 am

Shawn: I suggest the South Asian Chicken Tacos...Trust me, they are friggin' awesome if I do say so myself...

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:55 am

Raquel:"I'd join you Colin...but I had enough tacos last night. And sausages in cream sauce..."

Colin:"Please don't let that mean what I think it might..."

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:35 am

Shawn: No, I think she's talking about my.....

....oh, it is what you thought. Sorry bout that...

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:42 am

Colin:"Uuuugghhh"

Amber:"I dont get it.."

Colin:"Wait..you and Raquel??"

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:54 am

Shawn: Oh yeah. Every CONCEVIABLE position...

...we even managed to go hands free, if you get my meaning...

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:59 am

Raquel:" And some positions that AREN'T conceivable by most people.."

Colin(gagging on his tongue a little):"You know what, I'll pass on the tacos...Wait...how the hell do you do it hands fr- Nevermind, I retract that!"

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:01 am

Shawn: You have to understand...this was nine years of cock teasing...sorry to be so insensitive...but...

...bitch had it coming...

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:06 am

Colin stares at Shawn for a long time, no certain what to say

Raquel:"If anybody should be happy for his aunt, its you Colin. I haven't had it that good in years."

Colin:"I'm out!"

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:08 am

Shawn: If you would just sit at my table and listen to my wisdom...you too could posses the power of...

...the stroke...

...it's like the force with a penis...

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:12 am

Colin:"God dammit Shawn!!"

Amber(half talking to herself):"He actually does pretty good for himself"

Colin goes beet red, Raquel grins

Frank:"...I'll try to ignore that...I'm going to go have a beer in the corner. A very tall beer."

Pockets Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:47 pm

A familiar cockney voice is heard in the doorway.

Moira: Nice to know some things never change. Frank still 'as 'a pub... an' Shawn is still Shawn....

She is leaning on the door looking mildly amused.

Cryonix Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:50 pm

Shawn: I'm sorry, kid...no fifth graders are allowed in Chicago bars...

...HOLY FLAT CHEST IT'S MOIRA!

Pockets Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:53 pm

Moira makes a sarcastic haha face.

Moira: You are jus' provin' my point.

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