Re: Gabe and Nikki....vs. The World....

Cryonix Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:04 am

Gabe laughs out loud and turns on the television to the Travel channel. "Man vs. Food" is on...

Gabe: You know...after today little 'ex-battle'...I don't know if we should watch this....

Pockets Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:41 pm

Nikki: Yeah... well, depends... if the challenge is something spicy, that's fine.

Cryonix Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:16 pm

The show ends pretty quickly and then the next show, "Bert the Conqueror" comes on...

Gabe: Oh, I love that show!

Pockets Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:20 pm

Nikki: What is it?

Cryonix Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:23 pm

Gabe: You've never seen....oh right, you live in England. This guy goes around the country doing crazy stuff. Smile

I've based my list off of his stuff...

Pockets Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:27 pm

Nikki: Ooh, what kind of crazy stuff?

Cryonix Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:31 pm

Gabe: Let's see...the Tough Mudder, fastest coaster in the country, freefalling off a casino building....things like that...

Pockets Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:34 pm

Nikki: Oh, now I have to watch this.

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:46 pm

The episode is about the amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio...Ceder Point...

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:47 pm

Nikki watches intently, nearly drooling.

Nikki: We have to go!

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:49 pm

Gabe: What, you've never been?

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:51 pm

Nikki: When I came to see you fight, it was the first time I'd ever crossed the pond.

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:53 pm

Gabe: So maybe we should...take a cross country trip....doing crazy ass shit....yeah?

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:55 pm

Nikki: I like the sound of that.

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:58 pm

Gabe: Alright....how about we go now then?

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:01 pm

Nikki: Ok, why not? You got someone to take care of the cats or are we bringing them with?

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:05 pm

Gabe: Oh, my boys will be in their favorite sitter's house...come on. I'll have you meet her...

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:09 pm

Nikki raises her eyebrows.

Nikki: Her? Not someone you've dated, I hope....

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:13 pm

Gabe: Valarie? Naw....I've never dated her. She's just a good friend. She has a great job and is home enough to take care of my guys when I'm on my training schedule.

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:17 pm

Nikki: Alright then. Let's go meet this Valarie.

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:18 pm

The two of them walk next door to Valarie's house. As Gabe knocks on the door, there is loud, pleasure filled moaning coming from the house...

Gabe: Ah...she must be working...

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:21 pm

Nikki glances at Gabe.

Nikki: Tell me she's a masseuse....

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:23 pm

Gabe: No...a Porn star.....VALARIE! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!

Valarie: Um......MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........one sec....Gabe....oh, right there....right there....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Director: AND CUT!

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:23 pm

Nikki keeps a remarkably straight face.

Nikki: That works out of her home... nice....

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:29 pm

Gabe: Yeah, she does internet pieces...gets paid five hundred dollars a day and only works two and a half weeks a month.

[i]The door opens and there stands Valarie...5'9, 144 pounds, ginormous fake breasts, long legs and long blonde hair.

Valaire: GABRIEL! My God, don't you look good enough to go down on. Oh is the the lucky woman? I'm Valarie...nice to meetcha.

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