Re: Alex and Alexis's Wedding....

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:30 am

Amanda: You did wash the egg beaters before we made the pancakes right?

Cryonix Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:31 am

Micah: Hmm....can we trademark 'cunt cakes?'

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:32 am

Amanda: Don't say cake..... my mum will want some.... even if they are a product of my cunt.

Cryonix Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:36 am

Micah: I noticed. What's the deal with that anyway?

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:38 am

Amanda: Everyone needs a vice..... ever my mother..... hers is food.... especially her sweet tooth...... my dad just so happens to be an amazing cook.... so she's happy..... and baked goods seem to...... arouse her..... so he's very happy......

Cryonix Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:40 am

Micah: Heh...the way my dad put it...you mom wasn't capable of having a vice....or an imperfection....at all....anywhere....ever....

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:42 am

Amanda: Yeah well.... that's the generally held belief of every guy whos ever met her.

Cryonix Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:46 am

Micah: Well, you're pretty amazing yourself, Amanda. So....got any plans for after this reception?

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:48 am

Amanda: Yes..... it involves me, you, three feet of bungee rope and a saltine.....

Pockets Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:15 am

Alexis smirks.

Alexis: You are without a doubt an expert on that.

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:18 am

Alex smirks.

Alex: What can I say..... I'm a natural.

Mercy: OK This next one is a request from Paddy O'Ryan.

The band start playingt "Take it off" by The Donnas.

Pockets Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:23 am

Alexis stares at the stage.

Alexis: I hope that was what Uncle Paddy was going for....

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:31 am

Alex snickers.

Alex: I get the feeling that's exactly what he was going for.

Pockets Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:37 am

Alexis: He must really like her... from what little I know of him, he's never been that forward with women.

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:40 am

Alex: Hey good luck to him..... Mercy deserves a man who'll treat her right.

Pockets Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:44 am

Alexis grins.

Alexis: Remember what I said before about us seeming to be a romantic good luck charm to people? It's multiplying....

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:48 am

Alex laughs.

Alex: Yeah..... and even when EVERYBODY'S gettin some..... they still find time to complain about us....... we must put on a hell of a show.

Pockets Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:52 am

Alexis: Well, it wasn't like everyone was complaining....

She glances over to where Nikki seemed to be trying to get in the purple pants... that were still on Gabe.

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:54 am

Alex: This is almost as weird as that time our mothers started talking about your vagina..... then each others vaginas.....

Pockets Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:59 am

Alexis shudders.

Alexis: Why are you thinking about that?

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:00 am

Alex: Heh..... just wondering if you and Mandy would go to such extremes to embarrass your own kids one day.....

Pockets Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:05 am

Alexis: You think we'd turn into our mothers?

She half smirks.

Alexis: We might do something like that though....

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:10 am

Alex: ...... Oh dear god...... you're going to turn into my mother aren't you? ...... You're going to have books full of pictures of him playing with his junk that you'll show to his mate........

Pockets Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:12 am

Alexis eyes Alex.

Alexis: When we have kids, if the camera is not in my hands, it will be in yours.

Cruel Britannia Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:15 am

Alex smirks.

Alex: Already figured out what kind of daddy I'm going to be huh?

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