Re: Alex and Alexis's Wedding.... Part 1

Cruel Britannia Tue May 31, 2011 9:21 pm

Ewan looks Jilly in the eyes.

Ewan: You know sweetie..... there's nothing stopping us...... from having more.

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 9:28 pm

Moira stands up, looking a little awkward.

Moira: I ain’t so good at this sort of thing... my speeches ‘ave run more toward tryin’ to one-up an’ opponent... but any wrestlin’ my daughter an’ new son-in-law do none of the rest of us wanna see... an’ most of us ‘ave seen too much of.

I’ll admit... I was a little worried by ‘ow quick they got engaged to begin with... but with everythin’ wot they, an’ the rest of our families ‘ave gone through in the past few months it’s been loik they’ve been together years... an’ lookin’ loik they’ve jus’ gotten stronger for it. So... ‘ere’s to you two. May you be learnin’ from all our mistakes, an’ build a strong an’ ‘appy marriage... even as you annoy the rest of us with the bloody sweetness of it.

Jabberwocky Tue May 31, 2011 9:47 pm

Ashley smiles at Naomi before walking up. He looks at Ewan mouthing "choked 'er?" His head shakes and he actually laughs slightly as he walks to the mic. He looks briefly at his ex-wife before taking it

Ashley:"You know...I used to speak in full arenas. Never got nervous about it. Now? This moment? I'm petrified...yet excited.
I umm...I'm really no good at public speaking. Now with that said, wot I'm about to do I'm really no better at but...I know not to long ago Alexis saw a glimpse into a side o' me that nobody 'as really seen in...well since before either 'er or Alex was born so...Fer the sake of proving that im still willing to risk making a jackarse of meself, and officially showing both of them first 'and wot this old bastard before you used to be loik...

meanwhile Colin sits on the edge of the stage with a guitar, and starts playing the first few bars of stairway to heaven

Ashley looks over at Alex and Alexis

"Unless you want me to just blab on?"

Cruel Britannia Tue May 31, 2011 9:53 pm

Blink. Blink. Blink.

Alex: Oh..... My..... God.

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 9:57 pm

Alexis stares wide eyed at her father.

Alexis: Ah... don't let us stop you....

She leans over to Alex, whispering.

Alexis: At least... I don't think....

Cruel Britannia Tue May 31, 2011 9:59 pm

Alex whispers back.

Alex: Is he going to?..... is this happening?

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 10:00 pm

Alexis: Well, at least it's not rapping... it is kind of sweet actually.

Jabberwocky Tue May 31, 2011 10:02 pm

Colin goes red for a moment as he looks over at his sister
Colin:"He actually uh...was..."

Cruel Britannia Tue May 31, 2011 10:03 pm

Alex: Oh definitely sweet..... although I am rather thankful he's not bringing out Thew Carvell for a duet.....

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 10:05 pm

Alexis looks over at her brother.

Alexis: He's going to rap?

Jabberwocky Tue May 31, 2011 10:08 pm

Colin sighs
Colin:"I sort of ...put the idea in his head. Jokingly I swear...hang on I'll try to stop him."

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 10:10 pm

Alexis: No... don't worry about it. I want to see what he could come up with.

She looks over at Alex who's giving her an odd look.

Alexis: What?

Cruel Britannia Tue May 31, 2011 10:14 pm

Alex: We're getting video footage of this right? This'll be one for his grandkids to see......

...... as long as he keeps it PG.....

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 10:16 pm

Alexis: After what your mom pulled with Gabe and Nikki, you're worried about dad being PG?

Cruel Britannia Tue May 31, 2011 10:20 pm

Alex: Normally I'd agree sweetie.... but at THIS wedding? It can only go downhill from "Happy Penis"

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 10:21 pm

Alexis: You really think dad's going to do something worse?

Jabberwocky Tue May 31, 2011 10:23 pm

Colin:"I'll tell him to drop the last 3 verses then..."

he looks at them both

Colin:"Just kidding...However I think he might get umm...personal?"

Cruel Britannia Tue May 31, 2011 10:23 pm

Alex: Sweetie..... earlier on he told me not to "break you".....

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 10:24 pm

Alexis eyes her brother.

Alexis: Personal... how?

Jabberwocky Tue May 31, 2011 10:31 pm

Colin:"I'm not really sure. I think...part of it was not being there for you or something. I got a peak at the paper briefly. Did you know he has horrible hand writing?"

he looks at Alex
Colin:"Don't...break?....Oh geeze..."

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 10:33 pm

Alexis: It was very awkward... and probably a good thing the boat docked right then.

Cruel Britannia Tue May 31, 2011 10:34 pm

Alex: Believe me I'm not the one who raised the topic of the wedding night..... I was as shocked as anybody to be having that conversation.....

Jabberwocky Tue May 31, 2011 10:42 pm

Colin smirks as he starts strumming the guitar and sings just loud enough for the two to hear
Colin:"Well heres a little story, I'd love to tell. About you two getting kicked out for having anal in the bathroom of a...taco bell..."

Ashley:"Oi we doing this or wot?"

Pockets Tue May 31, 2011 10:43 pm

Alexis: Colin, shut up!

Jabberwocky Tue May 31, 2011 10:47 pm

Colin:"Well the manager was mad cause she wished it was her, some old lady in the back prayed for both your sins, and alex was upset because he wasnt done quiet yeeeeeeettttttt....."

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