Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate Part 2

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex chuckles.

Alex: You'd think so wouldn't you? But I have my ways..... do your worst my love.....

[Pockets]

She leans over further, straining slightly on the seatbelt to whisper in his ear.

Alexis: What could you possibly have in mind... Alexander....

[Cruel Britannia]

He shudders a little. But tries to remain composed.

Alex: Keep doing what you're doing and you'll find out soon enough my love.....

[Pockets]

She reaches out a hand to graze his thigh, continuing to whisper.

Alexis: Well, Alexander, quid pro quo. Do your worst.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex sighs and shakes his head.

Alex: Very well.

He flips a switch on his steering wheel. It turns out he got the deluxe package when he bought his car. Alexis' seat starts to vibrate.... strongly.

[Pockets]

Startled, Alexis grips the seat, backing off of Alex in the process.

Alexis: Wh..at the h..e..ll?

It shakes her enough that even her voice vibrates.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: I'm an athlete honey.... massaging seats come in handy......

He sees her reacting and grins widely.

....shhh.... it's ok honey.... relax.... just let it happen.

[Pockets]

A truly evil glare is leveled in his direction.

Alexis: I w..i..ll pa...y y..ou b..a..ck f..or th..i..s.

[Cruel Britannia]

He grins.

Alex: I'm sorry honey I didn't quite catch that.... did you say you want me to turn on the deep tissue massage?

[Pockets]

Alexis' eyes widen and she shakes her head, or at least tries to. The vibration makes every motion jerky.

Alexis: N..n..o..o..o....

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex flips another switch and the vibration becomes a firm pounding.

[Pockets]

The evil look becomes a death glare and Alexis clamps her mouth shut, determined not to give Alex any satisfaction from any noises that might slip out. She even tries to deep breathe and meditate, but starts to hiccup instead.

[Cruel Britannia]

Just as Lexi is about to.... finish Alex flips the switch again, and the chair stops dead in an instant.

[Pockets]

Alexis manages the almost impossible feat of flopping stiffly against the back of the seat.

Alexis: You are so going to pay for this....

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex looks innocent.

Alex: Oh I'm sorry honey.... I thought you wanted me to stop.....

[Pockets]

Alexis glares at him.

Alexis: It took you that long to realize that?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Well.... you did really seem to be enjoying it my love....

[Pockets]

Alexis: If I just wanted a vibrator what would be the point of being with you?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex smiles.

Alex: You said it yourself my love.... I'm driving.... I'm occupied. Besides I like to think I provide you with more than simple sexual gratification.....

He flashes his puppy-dog look at Alexis.

[Pockets]

Alexis folds her arms and stares out the window before Alex can see the smile threatening to break through.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex is still looking at Alexis but quite obviously watching the road.

Alex: I'm gonna stay right here until you forgive me.... so you'd better give a kiss and tell me you love me before we crash.....

[Pockets]

Alexis tries to call his bluff by looking at his reflection in the window.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex doesn't move, except for adding a pout to the puppy dog eyes.

[Pockets]

Alexis stays still, looking out the window, for as long as she can. Finally, she nervously speaks, still not moving.

Alexis: You wouldn't....

[Cruel Britannia]

The car begins to swerve onto the rumble strip.

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