Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate Part 1

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:25 pm

Ewan: I waould never "hit" that low class trash Gabe...... she is a cheap, shoddy imitation of your Aunt..... do I make myself quite clear?

Amanda giggles.

Amanda: Micah.... are you nervous about asking me to move in?

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:31 pm

Gabe: I'm not talking about that incident with Dixie Carter, Unc. I'm talking Katie Lea! I mean...to hear my dad tell it...all you had to do was say the word...and the panties would drop...concidering they were half off anyway...if story be true....where they? Ohh....carpet match the drapes....or was it...hardwood floor?

Micah: Yeah, a little....but...I couldn't think of anything better. I want you to live with me. I've got plenty of room...and um...well...this might sound incredibly corny...but, down in Bermuda...waking up next to you was...probably the best thing I could ever imagine.

Gabe looks over Ewan's shoulder...

Gabe: You know...she's been on the phone a long time, Unc. We should really hack into her phone covo. and see what's she's saying....I mean...

....it could be cellular buttsecks...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:36 pm

Ewan looks at Gabe indignantly.

Ewan: Boy.... did your brother steal ALL of the brain cells while you were in the womb? Why is it that you care so much about Amandas phone conversation?

Amanda giggles.

Amanda: That was incredibly corny.... you're starting to sound like Alex. I quite like it though..... Of course I'll move in Micah.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:40 pm

Gabe: More over the question is...why don't YOU, Unc? We don't know this 'Micah' person. His real name could be 'Charlie the fat, overbearing, double penised child molester'! I mean....think about it!

Micah: Great. Well, looks like the plane is landing in rainy Seattle. We'll have to go back to Bermuda and spend some proper alone time down there again.

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:44 pm

Ewan: I've met Micah.... seems nice enough.... and he's substantially better looking than you. I ask again.... why do you care?

Amanda; I'll try not to get called away by any cultish rituals this time... I love you baby.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:46 pm

Gabe: Oh, come on Unc. That's just bitter grapes...besides...I believe Mandy's cunt should stay in the family, don't you?

Micah: I love you too, Mandy.

They hang up their phones...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:49 pm

Ewan instinctually reaches out and grabs Gabriel by the throat.

Amanda: Easy dad.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:51 pm

Gabe: I....'m glad....yo...u find th.....is....subject......as.....sensi....tive....as I do.....u...nc....bu...t.....let....'s not.....make.....th...is....abou...t.......me....

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:56 pm

Ewan: I am not going to allow you to fuck my daughter.... AKA your cousin, you sick freak..... now learn to watch your mouth....

He releases his grip.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:03 pm

Gabe: I did watch my mouth....Goddamnit...Auntie Nathie was right.....sometimes you have no sense of humor.

He looks at Amanda...

Gabe: Can I have my phone back now?

Ewan's cell gets a text message...

"Hey, it's Nathie. Shimmer is coming to Kensington for a meet and greet/photo op before performing. Think you guys could make it out?"

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:08 pm

Amanda throws the phone carelessly at Gabriel.

Ewan: I do have a sense of humour.... the fact you're still capable of speech is evidence of that.

He responds to the message.

Ewan: Wouldn't miss it for the world. There's a new member of the family I'm sure would love to meet you.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:32 pm

Return text from Nathalie....

"New Member? Someone passed initiation? Damn....wish I could have been there to see it....Will be in town in six hours. Can I stop by the house?"

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:33 pm

Ewan: Of course. You're always welcome.

Pockets Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:41 pm

Alexis walks back inside, shaking her head and sits back down next to Alex.

Alexis: And I thought my family was weird....

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:45 pm

Alex: Well since my family IS your family now.... that makes you just as weird as the rest of us. Enjoy.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:09 pm

A few hours later, a cherry red, fully customized Toyota Supra pulls up in front of the Edwards' estate. Stepping out with her Shimmer World Title in a belt bag is Nathalie De Silva...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:14 pm

Ewan greets her at the door. He hugs her.

Ewan: Hey Nathie.... It's been too long.... you look great.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:16 pm

Nathie hugs him back...

Nathie: Ewan! God, it has been so long. I apparently just missed you guys in Chicago a couple months ago...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:19 pm

Ewan: It's true we were there visiting Alex, but Shimmer was out of town.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:22 pm

Nathie: Oh? How is my little nephew? Last time I saw him....he was still trying to catch me in 'tag'... Smile

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:23 pm

Ewan smiles.

Ewan: Um.... Nathalie..... how long has it been since you've seen him?

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:30 pm

Nathie: Not since he moved to Chicago....it was right around the time I signed with Shimmer.

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:32 pm

Ewan laughs.... hard.

Ewan: Um.... well then..... you'd better come and say hello.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm

Nathalie cocks her head...

Nathie: a....alright...Been a while since I've seen Jilly anyway....

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:44 pm

Ewan leads Nathalie through to the family room where everyone is gathered. Alex jumps up and greets her with a huge hug immediately.

Alex: Aunt Nathie!

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