Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate Part 1

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:07 pm

On the other side of the call...

Micah: This is Micah St. Clair...who is this?

Gabe: This is a man...who has dangly parts that Amanda wants...

Micah: ...what?

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:09 pm

Amanda: I will remove those dangly parts if you don't give me that phone this instant.....

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:10 pm

Micah: Who is this?

Gabe: As you can see...the thought of her touching my dangly parts is all consuming for her...

Micah: Put Amanda on the phone...

Gabe: ~snickering~ I wish I could....she's too busy touching herself at the sight of me...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:14 pm

Amanda: Give me the phone or the UFC ring girls find out what your middle name is Gabe....

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:18 pm

Gabe: Oh...Amanda, not there....I'm mean it's great, but right here in the garden of our family home? What would our parents think?

Micah: ~calmly~ Put Amanda on the phone so I can sort this out....Gabriel. She left me a note saying I should be expecting a call from you...

Gabe: WHAT?!?!?! I mean....ahem....I'm not....this Gabriel you speak of...

He glares at Amanda...mostly her chest...but there is an evil glare in there...somewhere...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:21 pm

Amanda: The evil glare would be a lot more effective if it wasn't directed at my tits Gabriel.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:22 pm

Gabe: I'm sure it would...but um...have you SEEN your tits recently...?

Micah: Heh...I have...

Gabe: .....what?

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:24 pm

Guessing what Micah said Aamnda grins.

Amanda: Yeah.... Micah's a fan of the Hidden Apple Technique.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:27 pm

Gabe: Now I know you're lying. You'd never find a guy 'worthy' for your snatch...

Micah: Except me....in my condo, a couple spectacular times on the beach in Bermuda....

Gabe: LIES!

Micah: Heh...look at her face and tell me I'm lying...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:29 pm

It would seem Amanda speaks "Guy Look"

Amanda via Guy Look: I take it in the butt.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:32 pm

Gabe: Y....Y....YOU DO NOT!

Micah: I can only guess what she insinuated to you...and all I can say is....'like a fuckin' champ'.

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:34 pm

Amanda smiles.

Amanda: And you will never...ever find out Gabe.... now give me the phone.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:35 pm

Gabe: Amanda, we are family...bound by blood and tradition....

...if anyone should fuck you in the ass...it should be me...on account of family loyalty.

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:37 pm

Amanda shakes her head mournfully.

Amanda: I didn't want to do this Gabriel.... but you're forcing my hand.....

She calls inside.

Amanda: DADDY!

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:39 pm

Gabe: OH WHAT THE FUCK? ....cheater...

He gives Amanda the phone...

Micah: Hello?

Gabe: She deserves better!....just like....so you know...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:41 pm

Amanda glares at Gabriel. Ewan peeks his head out the door.

Ewan: What is it my angel?

Amanda: You'll never guess what Gabriel just said he wanted to do to me.....

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:45 pm

Gabe: Unc, I didn't say anything bad...I just merely mentioned that if Amanda was having buttsecks...she should have it with me instead of some bloke we don't know. That's all.

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:53 pm

Ewan: Gabriel.... I love you like a son.... but if you hit on my daughter again.... you and I are going to the dungeon.....

Amanda.....have you been engaging in..... ahem..... buttsecks?

Amanda: Of course not Daddy.....

Ewan: Oh thank God.... I was worried you may be into.... that sort of thing......considering.....

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:56 pm

Gabe: I wasn't hitting on Amanda....at this point, Unc. I'm just saying....that if she happened to BE engaged in teh buttsecks....it would be easier for all of us to swallow...

...haha...swallow...

....if it was with someone we all trusted and loved like a precious son....like me...

...obviously not this Micah guy she was texting......right?

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:04 pm

Ewan: Gabriel.... I've known your father for 30 years.... I'm not fooled by Cortez logic.... besides your logic is flawed.... I wouldn't even want Alex sullying my perfect little angel.

.... and yes I am aware of her relationship with Micah..... and yes he is going to pay in full for everything he has done, will do, or is thinking about doing to my sweet little unspoiled princess.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:05 pm

Gabe: Unc....what logic?

Micah: Um...I'm still on the phone, Amanda...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:07 pm

Ewan: The same logic Shawn used to try and claim that having a threesome with two lesbians, impregnating one of them, wasn't cheating.

Amanda: Um..... So you heard all that?

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:13 pm

Gabe: Well....to be fair....If put in the same position....it would be hard for me to say no...I mean...heh...

...but I know where you're coming from, Unc. It's not like Katie Lea ever tempted you....right?

A dark aura of anger settles over the house...

Micah: It doesn't matter...I'm just glad I could talk to you. I wish you were on the plane here with me...

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:18 pm

Ewan senses the mood change.

Ewan: Nope..... never..... never tempted..... not once.... nope...... not even once.

Amanda: Trust me.... I wish I was there too love.

Cryonix Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:22 pm

Gabe: I'll tell ya...she would have tempted me. I mean that accent, the fact that she could hold her own against guys, a self admitted 'demon in the sack'....how come you never hit that Unc?

The aura has now gone super sayian...

Gabe: Man...I'm getting some weird vibe from the house....is Aunt Jilly constipated or something?

Micah: You know...I was thinking maybe....if you um....wanted to maybe start moving some of your things over here...

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