Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate... Part 5

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:32 pm

Micah and Amanda reach the bottom of the stairs in time to hear, 'dutch hash cake'. Micah raises an eyebrow...

Micah: You guys really do throw a hell of a party, don't you?

Meanwhile, in the kitchen....

Jillian: ~repeated munching~

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:35 pm

Amanda: Only when Aunt Nathalie smuggles in a quarter of a pound of purple cush as a cake.....

..... oh god...... cake.......

...... MUM!

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:36 pm

Jillian: I'z feelz funnyz.....and.....yeah....

Pockets Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:37 pm

Alexis: I think the cake is gone....

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:38 pm

Ewan: Oh lord......

Alex whispers to gabe.

Alex: Get.the.camera.

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:39 pm

Jillian stands up and starts to stagger around. She has a goofy smile on her face....

Jillian: I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO .........................................................

.........................WAIT FOR IT!...........................................................................BASEBALL! sort of.

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:41 pm

Ewan looks confused

Ewan:Sweetie.... we have no baseballs....

Pockets Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:42 pm

Alexis: Sort of?

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:44 pm

Jillian: No? Well....at least we have....

She grabs Ewan's crotch...inside his pants....

Jillian: MARBLES!

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:46 pm

Ewan: Honey.... not that I normally mind.... but Alex is right there.....

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:47 pm

Jillian: You're right. Alexis....grab Alex's marbles. We'll play tiddlywinks!

Pockets Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:47 pm

Alexis stares at Jillian.

Alexis: Um... no, thank you....

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:48 pm

Alex: Tiddlywinks?

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:50 pm

Jillian looks disapointed...

Jillian: Fine, I understand. No one wants to play with....

...................UNICORN!

Pockets Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:50 pm

Alexis: What?

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:54 pm

Ewan: Hand still in my pants sweetie.

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:54 pm

Jillian: You don't see it? It's beautiful!.....

Jillian approaches Micah...

Jillian: VAMPIRE! HERE TO EAT MY UNICORN!

She kicks Micah in the nuts....

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:56 pm

Amanda is able to hold Micah up.

Alex: No mum that's Micah.... he wont eat your...... unicorn?

Pockets Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:56 pm

Alexis: So much for it being a nice family celebration... sorry about this, Micah....

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:58 pm

Micah: .......If I cough right now....I think I'd lose the ability to give you kids, Amanda....

Jillian rushes over to the mop...yes, hand still on Ewan's....marbles...and picks up her 'unicorn'...

Jillian: You and I will fly across the sky....and you will LIKE IT!

Nathalie: Um....oops. Ewan...that wasn't a hash cake...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:00 pm

Amanda: Come on.... come sit on the couch baby....

Ewan: Ow.... what did.... ow..... you ow..... give her........mmmmmm...... I mean ow.

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:02 pm

Nathalie: Ewan....what's a 'Jeffery cake'?

Micah sits down and quickly downs a bottle of water...

Micah: This is...surreal...

Pockets Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:02 pm

Alexis: We're talking "pet the furry wall" here?

Cryonix Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:05 pm

Jillian: PET THE FUR!

Ewan's marbles are now...baoding balls...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:09 pm

Ewan: I.... don't.... know.... how.... to.... feel..... right..... now.....

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