Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate... Part 5

Jabberwocky Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:34 pm

Paddy:"Just a long lecture and one of the most grueling hospital rounds I've ever had to do.
You look like you are doing a bit better then before."

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:28 pm

Shawn: I'm really looking foward to going home, that's for sure...and it looks like my treatment is finally over.

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:43 pm

Paddy:"Heh I hear ya. Nothing like being strapped to a bed that makes a man realize how great being able to move around is.."

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:43 pm

Shawn: Sounds like you've been...strapped to a bed before, Paddy. You were in Saigon, weren't you?

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:56 pm

Paddy"Heh yeah....in...."

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:58 pm

Shawn: Hey, I know a lot of bad chicks over on that side of the pond...

...sorry Quelly...I do. Just the way it...was...

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:35 pm

Raquel:"I can't exactly judge you Shawn."

Paddy:"Bad chicks....and some with some surprises..."

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:10 am

***

Ewan is walking around at home on the phone.

Ewan: Oh so you're here now? Yes of course you're welcome..... no trouble at all..... see you soon.

He puts the phone down.

JILLY! You're sister's coming for a visit sweetie!

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:12 am

Jillian comes walking out of the dungeon, wearing nothing but tight workout pants and a sports bra. She's covered in sweat and has a white towel over her head. She's downing a bottle of water...

Jillian: Mmmmm.....hmmm? Say again?

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:17 am

Ewan gets distracted by the image he sees in front of him.

Ewan: Um....... wow....

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:20 am

Jillian smiles as she sits down...

Jillian: You've seen me like this before. Though...I have to say, I think it's time to replace the 113 kg suplex dummy. There's sand coming out of it. I think I tore it on a Northern Lights....I'm sorry hon.

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:30 am

Ewan: No need to apologise sweetie.... those things need replacing every few months anyway.... and the view I get is more than worth it......

....anyway.... like I was saying.... your sister's coming to visit....

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:40 am

Jillian looks up excited...

Jillian: Nathie's coming?!?! I though she was still on her Shimmer/Full Impact Pro contract! When is she coming?

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:42 am

Ewan: She's on vacation I think..... she's on her way now.

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:46 am

Meanwhile, in the cab on the way to the Edwards estate...Nathalie is having a loud laugh with two other women.....Madison Eagles...and Katie Lea....

Nathalie: Oh, girls...thanks for the ride but this is me.

Katie: Um...this is Ewan's place?!?!?!

Nathie: Oh, yeah.

Katie: Is um....Jillian here?

Nathie: I'm sure she is........Oh, right.

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:49 am

Ewan notices a change in Jillian's demeanour.

Ewan: Um.... are you OK sweetie?

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:50 am

Jillian's eyes narrow and her body tenses....

Jillian: I.smell.bitch.

She stands and walks to the door...

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:57 am

Ewan looks confused...

Ewan: You smell...... what?

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:59 am

Jillian whirls on Ewan...her eyes burning red with anger....

Jillian: Katie. Lea. is. on. my. property.

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:03 am

Ewan: Oh shit.... Nathalie.... what did you do?

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:06 am

Nathalie is unloading her luggage from the back of car and hugs both Madison and Katie....when the both notice Jillian standing at the door....a palpable red, demonic aura around her....

Nathalie: SISTER! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

Jillian: Hello. Nathalie. Good. to. see. you. too. You. look. well. Who. are. your...................friends?

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:08 am

Ewan: Oh I'm sure her friends need to get going sweetie.....

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:13 am

Madison: Um, yeah, Nathie....we should be taking off...

Katie: Ewan? Is that you?

Jilly seething....

Cruel Britannia Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:18 am

Ewan shuffles anxiously.

Ewan: Um..... yeah........ hi....

Cryonix Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:22 am

Katie: It's been so long, Ewan...but...what happened to your hair? I loved twirling my fingers in it...

Jillian: Oh. Did. you?

Katie: Yes...oh you must be his little wife! It's so nice to meet you.

Jillian's aura turns black...

Jillian: ...........urge to kill.....rising....

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