Re: Micah's Seattle Condominium

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:27 pm

Amanda: So..... you feel up to giving me a little..... private tuition.......?

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:34 pm

Micah: Heh...well...I think I could see some ground work going on....

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:39 pm

Amanda: You do know you don't need an excuse to grope me right?

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:46 pm

Micah: Well, I kinda do. I mean, what if another student walks in?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:51 pm

Amanda: Tell them...... "Ancient Chinese proverb say; Sifu's like tits and ass too....."

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:16 pm

Micah can't help but laugh...and fall out of his chair...

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:18 pm

Amanda: Oh come on I'm not that funny..... am I?

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:26 pm

Micah: Yes, you are...but that time in particular...

A voice...

Voice: What the fuck is this shit?

Voice 2: Says he teaches 8 different martial arts here.

Voice: He doesn't even look old enough to have done anything. HEY....WHO'S THE MASTER HERE?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:28 pm

Amanda: Oh goody am I going to get to whoop some ass today?

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:34 pm

Micah: I hope not....but....

Micah stands and walks out to the gym proper. Two guys are standing there in dark gi's. Micah bows and smiles...

Micah: Welcome to Legacy Martial Arts. I'm Master St. Clair and you are?

Guy 1: You? A master? Please. Probably some whiny little emo kid that couldn't defend himself.

Micah: That's a really negative attitude to take in a new situation. Oh...excuse me...may I present one of my instructors...and my fiance, Amanda.

Guy 2: Boss....check out the rack on that one....

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:40 pm

Amanda: You may call me ma'am or Si-Je.

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:38 pm

Guy 1: Pfft...whatever. So...what styles do you know?

Micah: Don't disrespect my fiance or my gym like that again. I'll be happy to answer your questions but...

Guy 2: Man, fuck this. Whoop his ass boss!

The first guy gets into a very exaggerated martial stance. Micah simply walks around him till he's comfortable. He keeps his left hand behind his back and extends the right, palm up...

Micah: I suppose a demonstration is in order, then?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:45 pm

Amanda: Don't kick his ass too bad sweetie...... the poor guy's put on a little weight since the first Karate Kid movie.....

Cryonix Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:57 am

Guy 1: There is going to be no ass kicked...except his!

The guy moves in with a classic punch combination, which Micah avoids expertly. The guy looks down and realizes Micah has not moved his feet yet. He swings violently now and almost connects with a right hook when Micah grabs his arm, steps in deep and flips him over his head, landing him on the mat. Micah gently twists the arm, just adding enough pressure. The guy screams in pain...

Micah: Using one's momentum against him...leading to compromising situations and defeat. That is Aikido. Judo is the joint locking and bone twisting. Bending the body in manners they are not supposed to go......two of the eight styles I teach. Shall I continue with the demonstration?

Cruel Britannia Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:24 pm

The second guy attempts to interfere but Amanda quickly cuts him off at the pass with a Capoeira fan kick.

Cryonix Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:37 pm

Micah bows to Amanda...

Micah: How rude of me. I forgot that my fiance is well versed and is able to teach Capoeira. My business partner and future sister in law I believe knows the art as well.

Guy 2: Ow! What the....?

Cruel Britannia Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:49 pm

Amanda: Oh I believe Sifu Edwards has convinced Mestre Alex to teach at the Chicago Dojo.....

She looks at guy two.

....god that sound is annoying.....

She jabs her thumb in a pressure point under his chin that disables his ability to speak.

..... much better.

Cryonix Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:00 pm

Micah: So, I do believe that you've seen a lot of what we are able to teach here. That's not to mention the fact that we are an accredited UFC dojo. Shall we stop the demonstration and get the sign up papers?

Guy 1: Um....yes....Sifu.

Guy two just nods...

Micah: Excellent.

Cruel Britannia Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:01 pm

Mandy slaps guy two across the back of the head to release the pressure point.

Cryonix Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:06 pm

After signing the two gentlemen up, Micah looks over his new student list, realizing he will have to start classes Monday morning. All in all, two hundred new students have signed up for his classes, including twenty for Amanda's Capoeira class. He sits back in his chair....

Micah: Man, that's a lot of people. Lots of families. I'm excited.

Cruel Britannia Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:11 pm

Amanda: You seem a little nervous.....

Cryonix Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:13 pm

Micah: A bit...but, I'm sure once I actually start my classes....it'll go away. Though...I probably should find someone to teach UFC techniques. I'm not a cage fighter...as proven by the initiation...

Cruel Britannia Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:17 pm

Amanda: I could do it..... I've been training with Gabe since I was old enough to walk..... plus I'm sure Gabe wouldn't mind running some classes when he's not training for a fight....

Cryonix Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:23 pm

Micah: You know...I knew you could...it's just never really dawned on me that you're good enough to be in the UFC. Heh...and as far as Gabe being anywhere close to me...I don't know, hon.

Cruel Britannia Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:25 pm

Amanda: You're still upset.... about the initiation?

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