Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate - Part 4

Cryonix Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:03 pm

Gabe: Hey, don't judge the penguin. I don't see you going complaining about your....dating schedule...so...why judge him about his?

Pockets Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:04 pm

Alexis: No, but everyone else seems to.

Cryonix Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:05 pm

Gabe shrugs...

Gabe: I don't care. You could fuck Alex till he has no protein left in his body...just don't judge the penguin for doing the same. Hell it's cold in the South Pole...

...haha....obvious...

Pockets Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:08 pm

Alexis: I'm not judging him...

She suddenly realizes just what she and Gabe are bantering about.

Alexis: Wait, how the hell did you rope me into this?

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:09 pm

Ashley passes by the room at this moment. He can't help but hear Gabe and smirks

Ashley:"You really are Shawn's kid...bloody 'ell..."

Cryonix Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:10 pm

Gabe: Um, duh...I'm a Cortez...and anyhow...how dare you focus on the penguin. You still have the midget clown and the highly stylized donkey show...with lazers and candy apples, I might add...

...you've totally neglected them in this conversation. Do you not care about thier feelings also? Tsk, tsk, tsk....

Pockets Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:13 pm

Alexis stares at Gabe, then blinks and looks at Alex.

Alexis: You are seriously related to him?

Cryonix Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:15 pm

Gabe looks over at Alex...who is in his usual 'Alexis' trance...

Gabe: See? See? The sheer thought of a highly stylized donkey show with lazers and candy apples completely blows Alex's mind! I knew I was right.

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:17 pm

Ashley:"Penguin?...Donkey show?"

Ashley looks at Gabe..then Alexis and Alex

Ashley:"...Lemme guess, bachelorette party?"

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:17 pm

Alex: hehehe..... no more protein.....

Pockets Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:20 pm

Alexis suddenly, and very awkwardly, realizes her father has walked in... then she hears Alex and just puts a hand over her face.

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:23 pm

Alex: What? It just reminded me of the time Gabe dumped every tub of protein powder in the house into the swimming pool.....

Cryonix Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:23 pm

Gabe nods at Ashley's question then looks at Alexis with a smug smile. Not malicious in any way...just...smug...

Gabe: I'd...like to take this opportunity at this juncture of the conversation to ask you a question. Are you mad that I was right...or...that I got him to do...

Points at Alex...

Gabe: ....that?

Pockets Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:24 pm

Alexis slowly lowers her hand.

Alexis: What exactly are you right about here?

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:24 pm

Ashley folds his arms, looking at his daughter

Ashley:"Alexis."

Pockets Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:27 pm

Alexis stares at her father, pointing at Gabe.

Alexis: I have nothing to do with this!

Cryonix Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:30 pm

Gabe points at Alex's hard on...

Gabe: Yeah...but...with that however...

Pockets Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:30 pm

Alexis shoots a death glare at Gabe.

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:32 pm

Ashley:"......bloody 'ell....."

Cryonix Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:38 pm

Gabe takes Alexis's hand and smiles...

Gabe: You know, Ashley...Alexis is a grown woman. Alex is an...obviously grown....man...ahem...So we should probably just leave the room and allow these two grown adults to have disgusting, unsanitary penguin style sex in the hospital. It'll be better for all of us....

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:42 pm

Ashley stares at Gabe, muttering something with the words "toss" and "Tower Bridge" in it then heads for the door

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:48 pm

Alex just covers his eyes as he sits amongst the craziness with a concussion..... in a backless hospital gown..... with a raging erection.

Cryonix Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:54 pm

Gabe laughs out loud...

Gabe: HA! I didn't think that would work! Well, hell...If it's good for the goose....You two have fun...and remember, Alexis...you're in a hospital fer chrissake. Only ride the mechanal bull for fifteen mintues, no more. People might think to call a 'Code Red' and...well, as funny as that would be for ME...

Anyway, ride'em cowgirl. I'm going to go visit your cousin. I think she wants more of my company...

He walks out of the room...and yells out loud...

Gabe: ALEXIS! DO IT FOR THE SEXUALLY DISTURBED PENGUIN!

Pockets Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:56 pm

Alexis just looks at Alex.

Alexis: What was that?

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:59 pm

Alex: I don't know..... I really don't.... I was kinda hoping the concussion was making me hallucinate....

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