Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate Part 3

Cryonix Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:53 pm

Naomi: It was funny. The whole reason I started liking the FWA was because my friend hated it...she was some waitress or something in Pheonix...

...said she got on television with them and was like...really embarassed...

Pockets Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:55 pm

Moira bursts out laughing.

Moira: Don't tell me... FEMCUM?

Alexis looks startled.

Alexis: What did you just say mom?

Cruel Britannia Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:56 pm

Amanda giggles.

Amanda: I'll show you the tape when we get home.

Pockets Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:57 pm

Alexis is getting nervous.

Alexis: Tape of what?

Cruel Britannia Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:59 pm

Amanda: Don't worry Lexi.... it was a promo Shawn cut..... which my dad helped write.... although he'd never admit to it...... let's just say it never made it to air.

Cryonix Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:59 pm

Naomi: Yeah, that's right....the um...feminine comunist unilateral movement....or something like that....She was like so heavy into it....

...apparently Shawn had to apologize on live television for it....and...made it worse...

Pockets Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:04 pm

Alexis: Riiight... time to go....

She starts walking out toward the limo.

Moira: We were all dyin' backstage, watchin' it, none of the women in back were bothered by it. We couldn't figure out why people were so offended. It was 'ilarious.

Cruel Britannia Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:10 pm

Amanda laughs following to the limo.

Amanda: Yeah..... I can't decide if FEMCUM or Moshi Moshi was my favourite FWA moment.

Cryonix Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:11 pm

Naomi: Was that the 'beef or sushi' debate? Your parents were so cute in that little segment....

...wait....that WAS scripted, right?

Cruel Britannia Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:13 pm

Amanda laughs harder.

Amanda: Um.... no.... that was their first date.... they just let the cameras tag along.....

Jabberwocky Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:16 pm

Ashley sits in silence for a moment, then speaks, directed at Alex

Ashley:"Can I ask you something...?"

Raquel:"Shame none of those moments ever made their damn dvds..."

Cryonix Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:17 pm

Naomi can't help but laugh...

Naomi: Oh, God...I would have been so embarrassed...and then the cameras were in the room that next morning....

All the girls pile into the limo...

Pockets Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:18 pm

Moira: Actually... they were....

Cruel Britannia Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:21 pm

Alex opens his eyes.

Alex: Shoot.

Amanda laughs but is a little disgusted.

Amanda: .... yeah..... that was real too..... apparently they went right back to....... work immediately after the cameras left.

Jabberwocky Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:29 pm

Raquel looks over at Moira, amused
Raquel:"Really? What dvds?"

Ashley:"Just...don't take this question the wrong way. Its just...well...why is it that out o'all the Edwards, you are the only one that doesn't seem that upset you don't 'ave a wrestling career? I mean...yer sister made it sound like I did murder you...or at least took away yer manhood...But, you don't seem to share that view. At least...yer not as verbal about it..."

Cruel Britannia Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:45 pm

Alex speaks plainly.

Alex: To be perfectly honest?..... It kills me..... I wake up every morning feeling like a disgrace..... like I've let my family down. But bitching about it wont change anything. Complaining and moping wont give me my career back. All I can do is fill my life with other things that make me happy. And I lucked out..... I found something.... someone I value more than anything else..... even wrestling...... she's the purpose of my life now. And that's more than enough.

Jabberwocky Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:56 pm

Ashley:"I realize I'll likely catch 'ell fer this but...there be really no need fer you to feel loik a disgrace. Wot 'appened was...well it was out of yer control. Nothing fer you to be disgraced about there. You shouldn't let anybody make you feel otherwise either...Just my two cents is all...Take it or leave it."

Cruel Britannia Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:06 pm

Alex nods.

Alex: Yeah..... I know. But I can't really help it..... I know most people think of it as.... I dunno.... a gimmick or whatever.... but this whole Legacy thing..... it's real.... it's in our blood. I mean..... you knew my dad when he was competing..... hell I have it worse than my dad ever did because I have part of my mum in me too..... I tried to deny it for a long time..... but the Legacy is part of who I am..... that drive to compete. I know it wasn't my fault.... and I know my family don't love me any less...... but I can't help but be disappointed with myself..... knowing that my wall in the Hall of Champions will always be empty.

He smiles.

But like I said.... I have more important.... and pleasant things to think about

Pockets Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:11 pm

Moira looks over at Raquel.

Moira: I was talkin' about the cameras in their room... but I 'ave a feelin' that when Shawn gets round to makin' up a dvd everythin's gonna be on it.

Jabberwocky Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:14 pm

Ashley:"'ave you ever considered that per'aps theres more ways to carry on a legacy then in the ring?"

Raquel:"Heh...I doubt that would be sanctioned by the old company...Who owns the rights to that anyways?"

Pockets Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:17 pm

Moira: You didn't keep your own roits?

Jabberwocky Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:21 pm

Raquel:"They told me I was in breech of contract, with my leaving. Didn't seem to matter that is was to go into rehab..."

Cruel Britannia Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:23 pm

Alex: That's what I'm endeavouring to do.... and I know I can still contribute. I mean..... I'll be the head of the family one day...... and if Lexi and I have children some day, and they display the desire to compete, it will be my duty to train them.

It's more of a personal disappointment that I can't get in the ring myself..... like I'm fighting a natural instinct..... you know?

Jabberwocky Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:27 pm

Ashley:"...I'm far to aware aye..."

Pockets Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:27 pm

Moira: Bullshite... especially since you're usin' your own name. Ben knows some people, I'll bet you could get your roits back.

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