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Post  Cryonix Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:18 am

Jillian opens the baby book to a picture of little baby Alex...

...discovering that 'thing between his legs'. The the next four pictures of him trying to....pull it off....


Jillian: Oh...here's a great couple of pictures to start...


Naomi: Ashley...Listen...Go home to Vancouver. I'll meet you there. I promise. We'll talk this out...ok? Please? You tried...you really did. Now...maybe you should focus your energy on...other matters...

...~giggles~....maybe...like me.
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Post  Pockets Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:19 am

Alexis giggles at the pictures.

Alexis: Oh you were cute baby!
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:22 am

Through his bright red face Alex manages to make a joke.

Alex: I'm still cute....

Ewan: And probably still tugging on that thing between your legs I'll bet.....heh.

Alex: Shut up dad.... go eat some sushi......
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Post  Jabberwocky Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:24 am

Ashley:"Ya...I...bloody 'ell I'm going to 'ave to pay fer a damn cab. Jillian she drove me 'ere..."

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Post  Pockets Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:24 am

Alexis: Sushi...? Oh wait, never mind... I remember mom saying something about you and sushi....
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:26 am

A man approaches Ashley.

Man: Mr. O'Ryan? I'm Jeeves.... I'll be your driver this evening.
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Post  Cryonix Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:27 am

Naomi: Just get to the airport, Ash. I'll have a ticket there waiting for you...you can pay me back by taking me out to dinner....mmmkay?


Jillian: Oh, God...will I never live that down? It was just a slip of the....

...nevermind...
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:30 am

Alex: Ah..... so the embarrassment shoe is on the other foot now mother?
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Post  Pockets Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:31 am

Alexis shakes her head and giggles again, starting to feel like she actually does belong.
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Post  Cryonix Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:33 am

Jillian: Oh...don't worry Alex...this is just the first book. So this is...2 months till about....11 months...

She flips the page to show one of Alex and Amanda trying to throw daddy's suplex dummy in the dungeon. The next picture is Alex peeing on the dummy...and Ewan racing to stop him...
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Post  Pockets Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:34 am

Alexis laughs.

Alexis: Guess you showed him.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:35 am

Alex: What can I say.... dad kept callin the dummy Anthony Jackson and I had a sudden urge to pee....
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Post  Jabberwocky Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:37 am

Ashley looks confused. He looks back at the house and then at Jeeves

Ashley:"'ow I know this isn't a feckin' set up or something?"

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Post  Cryonix Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:38 am

As the family is looking over the baby pictures...Gabe walks over to Amanda with a smile...

Gabe: Hey there Mandy....miss me?
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Post  Pockets Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:40 am

Alexis: Probably something I should know... who is Anthony Jackson?
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:41 am

Jeeves: Sir.... if Mr or Mrs Edwards wanted you dead.... I assure you.... you wouldn't have left the house.

Amanda: For the last time Gabe.... no it is not the same as being kissin cousins with the groiny parts.
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Post  Cryonix Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:46 am

Gabe: Hey, hey hey.....do you mind if I work up to that part of the conversation first, before you shoot me down?....Besides, as I remember it...we had a lot of fun when you came to visit me in L.A....

....OH YEAH...so who is Mr. Wonderful that I must destroy?
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Post  Jabberwocky Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:49 am

Ashley:"Why would...why would they tell you to drive me? Why not make call a cab? Or walk?"

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Post  Cryonix Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:54 am

Jillian: anthonyjacksonisanamethatwillneverbementionedagaininmypresence.....mmmkay?
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Post  Pockets Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:55 am

Alexis nods, seriously.

Alexis: Like my dad, gotcha... any other evil names I should know about?
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:57 am

Jeeves: Mr Edwards said that if you asked that I should say "Just because you are not forgiven, does not mean I actively wish to cause you harm. Otherwise you would have been harmed by now."

Amanda: His name is Micah.... he's a friend of Alex's

Erin speaks up to Alexis.


Erin: Shawn Cortez!
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Post  Pockets Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:59 am

Alexis: Shawn? Other than maybe being a little perverse he doesn't seem that bad.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:01 am

Alex mutters to Alexis.

Alex: Erin is my dad's sister..... and Shawn's EX wife.
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Post  Jabberwocky Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:03 am

Ashley stands, laughing under his breath

Ashley:"Ewan said that? Well...at least I suffered no physical 'arm. Aside from my knee tweaking out on me..."

he looks back at the house

"...No physical 'arm. Just emotional..."

he glances at Jeeves

"Get me out of 'ere."

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Post  Pockets Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:04 am

Alexis' face turns red.

Alexis: Oh
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