Re: You knew it would end this way....

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:06 am

Ryan:"Dammit how come you get superpowers Shaun?"

Cruel Britannia Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:07 am

Dale: Because he touches himself at night.

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:11 am

Chris: Yes...he rubs coconut oil all over his body and starts jacking off to dusty rhodes videos....

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:13 am

Ryan:"And that makes him different then the rest of us how?...Err wait...Coconut oil is where I draw the line..."

Maxx Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:15 am

Shaun: You guys just can't fathom my greatness...

Shaun looks around the room...

Shaun: Speaking of touching yourself... where's Jenny at?

Cruel Britannia Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:16 am

Dale: She's in the corner hitting on Jen.

Maxx Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:18 am

Shaun laughs.

Shaun: Of course she is...

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:00 am

Jenny Ignito: So Jen...I hear story of you liking to force feed pussy....

Pockets Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:04 am

Jen glares at Jenny and walks to the other side of the room and glares at Chris.

Jen: This is your fault!

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:05 am

Chris expertly responds....

Chris: LALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Pockets Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:08 am

Chris gets hit with a random pickle.

Cruel Britannia Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:14 am

Dale: At least Chris hasn't started throwing his pickle around willy-nilly

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:27 am

Chris: I am not some guy that would...

....why did you throw a pickle at me?

Pockets Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:29 am

Jen: Just cause it was one of the few things you couldn't just brush off. It's not like I aimed it below the belt.

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:30 am

Chris: Heh....brush off. When have I ever brushed anything off? FWA related anything doesn't count.

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:11 pm

Ryan:"F..W..A? That sounds so familiar...but why?

Cryonix Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:31 pm

Chris continues to fuck with the Grace of Mercy hospital...and is laughing his ass off....

...though he's done nothing wrong but tell a story.... >>

Pockets Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:32 pm

... and Chris gets smacked upside the head by Alexis

Alexis: Stop that!

Cryonix Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:33 pm

Chris: Stop what? Random acts of violence against people with...appropriate names...happen all the time.

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:01 pm

Ashley:"If only I could 'ave used that excuse..."

Enrich The Experience Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:51 pm

Jacob: Pickle throwing would only happen to us...

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:40 pm

Ashley looks around the room

Ashley:"If any one of you even think about showing up or call me 'ouse roit now...So 'elp me God..."

Cruel Britannia Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:50 pm

Alex starts dialling.

Alex: I was cockblocked..... EIGHT TIMES.... thanks to you and your son....

Jabberwocky Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:04 pm

Ashley:"The last time I got laid, YOU DIDN'T 'AVE PUBES YET!"

Cryonix Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:39 am

Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.....I just love a good romance story. I mean when two people find each other in love...

Feels murderous intent coming from Erin...

Chris: It's just....ahem....beautiful....and um....

Erin: Urge....to kill.....rising....

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